The secret ingredient to
It's not often you find a soggy banana on the street.
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.
Although it wasn't a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow.
It isn't true that my mattress is made of cotton candy.
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life.
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory.
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use.
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime.
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn't been painted to look like the sky.
Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios.
Pink horses galloped across the sea.
Too many prisons have become early coffins.
She had the gift of being able to paint songs.
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems.
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal.
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones.
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas.
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment.
He was all business when he wore his clown suit.
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining.
Please put on these earmuffs because I can't you hear.
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left.
It turns out you don't need all that stuff you insisted you did.
As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature.
She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat.
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts.
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.
She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed.
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails.
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck.
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.
They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town.
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm.
Courage and stupidity were all he had.
I may struggle with geography, but I'm sure I'm somewhere around here.
She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night.
Don't piss in my garden and tell me you're trying to help my plants grow.
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure.
There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae.
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact.
The father died during childbirth.
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen.
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it.
My uncle's favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles.
You bite up because of your lower jaw.
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash.
The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us.
With the high wind warning
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